la llorona

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer
6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

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alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

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gracewileysmith:

earthtogrounders:
Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

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